Attention Men: Cease “Motorboating” At Once!
By Wyatt Earp | November 29, 2008
Must. Resist. Erica!
And remember the old Seinfeld adage: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.”
KAMPALA – Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
“They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state,” Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.
“You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him,” he said. “And the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.” (H/T – )
And he also remembers waking up with a big smile on his face.
What???
Topics: Babes, Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »
November 29th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Damn, there goes the LAST vice… sigh…
November 29th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Some people report being victimized several times…just today…by the same suspect…
November 29th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Seriously, wouldn’t the fumes of the chloroform knock the chick out too?? Those fumes DO tend to rise don’t they??
And I guess if you’re a Ugandan it’s OK to get face 1st in a Ugandan females chest, but ya know, that is just somewhere I am NOT gonna go…
November 29th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Criminals keep get more creative, I’ll give them that.
November 29th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
getting, too
forgot I tossed the grammar book out last night…….
November 29th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
More like windshield wipers
smack
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November 29th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Pure freakin genius.
It’s a booby trap.
Watch out Jessica Rabbit….
November 29th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Well, if ya gotta get robbed, I’m sure there are worse ways.
November 29th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Old NFO – I mean, it’s all we have left!!!
Marvin – I told you that in confidence!!!
Texas Fred – Yeah, those uppity American broads won’t go for it. Heh.
E.L. – If only they used their powers for good.
Rodney – Bawahahahahahahahaha!
Sully – Rule #1: Cartoons should not be hot. It’s creepy.
JumpOut – Ya got that right!