Woman Bites Man At Basketball Game
By Wyatt Earp | December 15, 2008
So, who's hungry?
Wow. I know basketball is beyond boring, but that’s no reason to go all cannibal on a guy’s arse!
ROSLYN, N.Y. – A woman has been charged with biting a security officer who was trying to break up a crowd at a Long Island high school basketball game.
Nassau County police say the 20-year-old Roslyn Heights resident bit the man on his arm and leg at the Roslyn High School game on Thursday night. They say another person punched the man in the head.
The man’s beating caused bruising and swelling. But the man refused medical attention at the scene. ()
In fairness, the security officer may have said, “Bite me!” Or worse yet, he may have been “into it.”
If the man had any sense, he would have knocked the teeth out of that broad. That’ll learn her.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 8 Comments »
December 15th, 2008 at 12:14 am
I hear that guys don’t like when a woman bites.
December 15th, 2008 at 12:57 am
RT – It depends on where the teeth are going . . .
December 15th, 2008 at 8:22 am
“I hear that guys don’t like when a woman bites.”
Correct RT,
That’s why I make my women take their teeth out before making whoopie!
December 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Is biting a shooting foul in basketball?
December 15th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Boring?
Uh, no.
December 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Toejam – TMI! TMI!!
Doghouse – I think it’s a one-and-one.
Prof – Sorry. PRO basketball is boring. College basketball rocks.
December 15th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I’m going to resist what I was going to say to “Toejam”.
Really.
Seriously.
Oh…..restraint stinks.
December 16th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
RT – Wuss.