Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | March 27, 2009
Flash Bang Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, March 30th. Good luck!
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March 27th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Scuse me while I whip this out
March 27th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot!
March 27th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
“Check out THIS stimulus package, beeyotch!”
March 27th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
“Would you like me to rub this on you? It’s guaranteed SPF*-15!”
*Stimulated Penile Factor (Measured in inches.)
March 27th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
“Mandingo” auditions for his role in the new adult film…”Anaconda Jones”…and the quest for the “Hole-y Stimulus.”
March 27th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
“Ya’ know, they named this here Long Beach after me. See?”
“You ever seen a one-eyed spittin’ black sea snake? No? Well lookee here! I just happen to have one under my towel!”
The 7-Up® dude is caught showing off his 10-Up to an unsuspected beach-goer. As he was being taken away in handcuffs by police, he was heard shouting “You bitches never had it! Never will!”
March 27th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
What we have here is some fine Alabama Black Snake. But it ain’t no MF beau coup.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
“Get your red hots here!!!”
March 27th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
The young lady was speechless. She had heard stories about it, but dismissed them as myths. “I can’t believe it,” she exclaimed. “It’s true! It’s really true!”
You like? I think it looks better myself since the operation.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Not satisfied with saturating the airwaves with commercials, the folks at Enzyte extend their marketing campaign to beaches and pools around the country.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
It’s twooo, it’s twooo….!!
March 27th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Umm, thats lovely, but I asked for a back scratch…
March 27th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Mmm..yes, yes, that DOES look like you need some Valtrex….
March 27th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
“Now you show me yours!”
March 27th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Robert Gibbs (Caption Contest)…
Welcome to this week’s addition of the Right Pundits Caption Contest!
Robert Gibbs
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is Barack Obama’s front person and spokesman. He seems to be enjoying his tete-a-tete’s with the White Hous…
March 28th, 2009 at 7:24 am
I’m not going to touch that one with a … never mind.
March 28th, 2009 at 9:40 am
[...] Wyatt Earp got the short end… [...]
March 28th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Hhhmmm. I thought it would be bigger than that.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:05 am
“Nah baby it’s just a myth, see? And I can’t dance for shit either…”
March 28th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
1. “OK, you can put away your Mini-Me now.”
2. “It’s pronounced Fontaine-blue, not Fontaine-blow.”
(This looks like it was photo’d in that Miami Beach hotel)
chsw
March 29th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Black Snake Moan.
March 29th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I don’t sweat at taxtime. . . .See, I got people.
March 29th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Woman: “Sorry.. 15 Schnitzengruben is my limit… I couldn’t even eat another half.:
March 29th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Barney flung open his towel for a little show and tell, unfortunately for him, the lady was a sausage dodger.
March 29th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
$5. . . . . .$5 Foot Looonngg!!
March 29th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Why its “Uncle Ream-us”,from the “Brer Rabbit” movie…or…Have you seen my “Barrack” hand puppet?
March 29th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
(Isn’t that Russell Simmons?)
“Hey, baby–See, millions of dollars makes it look lots bigger, right?”