Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You Joel Bauer
By Wyatt Earp | April 14, 2009
Forget infomercial legends Billy Mays and Vince from ShamWow; this guy is the biggest douche on Earth. By the end of this video, I guarantee you will want to punch him in the mouth - and punch me in the groin for showing you this commercial.
Of course, you must watch it for the sheer comedy value:
(H/T - Ace Of Spades)
Joel Bauer needs to be eliminated by Jack Bauer . . . with extreme prejudice.
Editor’s Note: Don’t forget to keep an eye on the Site Meter for the contest. Visitor #500,000 should arrive this evening.
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April 14th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Yes. Biggest douche on Earth. It’s official.
April 14th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Wow, yeah big time douche!!! Sadly he makes a valid point that image sells to the stupid and uninformed.
All that glitters is not gold…
April 14th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
His cards would make mediocre coffee coasters.
April 14th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I am 500,000 Yea! 540pm today. George
April 14th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Douchebag is right. He sounds like a complete idiot.
And George, if you are visitor 500k, congrats.
April 14th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Huh? Said I was 500,000. I even took a screenshot. Weird.
April 14th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Maybe he should wallpaper his bathroom with his extra cards?
April 14th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
$4 a card? He’s not just a douche, he’s an idiot.
Actually, the fact that his card won’t fit into a rolodex, means it’s going to get tossed in the trash in a Feng Shui attack.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
You know what? I have had students with that exact same personality. I always kind of wonder what becomes of folks like that, and now I know…once an a-hole, always an a-hole. Imagine sitting through a few presentations from teenagers like that.
April 14th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
What do I do guaranteed? I guarantee that that douche has a small wiener, and he’s using oversized business cards to compensate.
April 14th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
He looks and sounds like a young Vince McMahon.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:21 am
YOU were right…I now have the urge to punch him in the mouth while he’s nibbling on your groin.
April 15th, 2009 at 1:17 am
“Life is not about being liked.”
Mission accomplished!
April 16th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Woody - No one else is even close.
Sully - And this guy glitters like a big giant jackass.
Echosix - I’d rather risk the ring on the coffee table.
Admiral - I have a feeling he owns a lot of them.
Mrs. Crankipants - He should fall on his sword after this display.
RT - Big. Bag. O’ Douche.
Vincent - Like you use that extra long hockey stick? I’m just sayin’.
Randal - Without the talent or the money.
TJ - Ah! My groin!!!
Proof - Amen to that. Man cannot possibly have any friends.
April 16th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I dunno that heavy stock card paper he uses might be perfect as a coaster, lots of room in there to contain moister like a sponge.