Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | June 26, 2009
Pout For Justice Caption Contest
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Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday June 29th. Good luck!
Original Caption: U.S. President Barack Obama listens to questions during a news conference in the Brady Press Briefing Room of the White House in Washington, June 23, 2009.
Photoshop Entries:
Mrs. Crankipants
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
Top Six Entries:
6. Can’t I finish my ice cream? – Miriam
5. Curious George goes to Washington. – Wagonsux
4. The mere mention of Nancy Pelosi twists his shorts. – Maggie Mama
3. “Mr. President, tell us about your sex life.” – Mark
2. Mrs. Crankipants’ Photoshop.
WINNER! – Sick of all the criticism, President Obama threatens to hold his breath until Fox News and talk radio go out of business. – John D.
Topics: Caption Contest | 23 Comments »
June 26th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Can’t I finish my ice cream?
June 26th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
My teleprompter isn’t here!
June 26th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
“Michael Jackson died?”
June 26th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Major Garrett of FOX News has the next question.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Sick of all the criticism, President Obama threatens to hold his breath until Fox News and talk radio go out of business.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
“This isn’t working; I should have eaten more fiber.”
June 26th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Pfffffffffffft.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
“Mr. President, tell us about your sex life.”
June 26th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
1: I knew I shoulda killed that fly! Damn PETA people, ooo it tickles, mmm, kinda feels good, but I gotta get it outta my crotch before I start squirming.
2: Picturing all those folks in their underwear, oops, don’t laugh out loud man, stifle it, yeah that’s right, stifle it…
June 26th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Curious George goes to Washington.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Don’t ya just hate it when you’re trying to squeeze out a church fart and you’ve got a turd parked in front of it?
June 26th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Proof positive, evolution can reverse its self.
June 26th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Whatchu tawkin’ ’bout Willis?
Joe
June 26th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
[...] Wyatt [...]
June 26th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Damn, I need a smoke!
June 27th, 2009 at 4:44 am
I can’t follow Mrs Crankipants! She said what I wanted to say but so much better. Mrs Crankipants to win! (Unless someone else knows better …)
June 27th, 2009 at 9:49 am
I don’t know, Alan. John D. has a hilarious line. By the way, how are you? Did things turn out okay at the hospital?
June 27th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Humble pie trumps sweet potato pie
June 28th, 2009 at 9:17 am
{Damn. Why are they still on Iran?}
June 28th, 2009 at 9:18 am
The mere mention of Nancy Pelosi twists his shorts.
June 28th, 2009 at 9:31 am
BO: “The dog did it.”
Media: Yes, the dog did it… applause…
June 28th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
#17 Morgan asked:
“Did things turn out okay at the hospital?”
Atrial fibrillation was confirmed. This means the heart was beating to an unusual rhythm (I know, huge scope for possible alternatives …). Effectively, the heart was failing and the lungs were filling up with fluid. I spent the last night at home trying not to drown in the fluid in my lungs. Reached the stage that I could not walk more than about 20 yards.
The discharge form stated heart failure – certainly the heart was not doing what it should i.e. keep me alive. Various tablets to reduce my blood pressure + betablockers to slow the heart rate + diuretics to get rid of the water (not just in the lungs but in the legs and elsewhere in the body – I was way bloated) + warfarin to prevent the danger of blood clots and strokes.
The doctors knew what they were doing but it was not a pleasant time for the few days I was in. Now at home, a dried up husk of myself and fatal to any rats at 10 paces!
Do not want to go through that again. Still have to consider whether to try stopping and re-starting the heart to control the rhythm. The option is mine.
Still not sure how much I will be able to do once everything settles down.
June 28th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Obama Moults Old Skin, “I promised you Change”. Old skin to be made into collector stamps by the Franklin Mint.