A “Stormy” Political Debut
By Wyatt Earp | July 31, 2009
So, a pr0n star decides she wants to run for the U.S. Senate against Louisiana Republican David Vitter because – get this – Vitter was involved in a sex scandal. What could possibly go wrong?
NEW ORLEANS — It’s been a tough week for porn actress Stormy Daniels — complete with a domestic violence charge and a car explosion — as she continues to mull a U.S. Senate bid that could make life uncomfortable for incumbent first-term Louisiana Republican David Vitter, still recovering from a sex scandal.
Daniels was arrested Saturday on a domestic violence battery charge after she allegedly hit her husband at their home in Tampa, Fla., during a dispute about laundry and unpaid bills.
Funny? You betcha. But you haven’t heard the best part:
Her arrest came two days after her political adviser in Louisiana, Brian Welsh, said his parked 1996 Audi may have been blown up by someone on July 23 outside his apartment in an upscale downtown area of New Orleans. (H/T- FOXNews)
Bawahahahaha! I’m no Miss Cleo, but I think I can predict where this senate bid is going . . . right into the straight-to-DVD aisle.
Only in New Orleans.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 5 Comments »
July 31st, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Speaking of
erections…er, elections, Did you know the lead Black Panther in that voter intimidation case–the feds won, then Holder dropped–he’s been reinstated as a Democratic poll watcher for the May primary.Mike has it here:
http://coldfury.com/?p=15857
You know anyone who can show up at that precinct in numbers to counter this shit????
July 31st, 2009 at 9:17 pm
“…during a dispute about laundry and unpaid bills.”
It’s nice to know that the marital disputes of pr0n stars are as dull and mundane as us reg’lar folks.
July 31st, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Finally a candidate I could really get behind!
August 1st, 2009 at 11:38 am
cbullitt – In Philadelphia? I’m socked, I tells ya. Shocked!
John D – I thought that when I read it, too.
Proof – Boing!
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:00 am
Dirty laundry and unpaid bills? Must be running as a democrat.