Study: Ugly Men Have Better Sperm
By Wyatt Earp | July 13, 2009
Well, duh! I could have told you that. I have four kids, and I am uglier than James Carville!
Uglier men with fewer notches on their belts are likely to be more productive between the sheets, it is claimed.
Research suggests that in many species, the most desirable males restrict their “sperm load” with each mating to ensure enough to go around.
Heh, heh, “sperm load.” Anyone else need a shower now?
If they are right, women looking for the best chance of getting pregnant might be advised to avoid handsome lotharios.
Hello??? I’m right here, dude!
Males with the opportunity to mate with a lot of females would be likely to produce less sperm on each occasion than those making fewer sexual conquests. (H/T – Telegraph UK)
So, do any of you lovely young (and not-so-young) ladies want a beautiful baby? You talk to me.
Oh, that’s right: I’m snipped now, so I can’t help you. Oh well, you had your chance. Heh.
Topics: Snarkasm | 7 Comments »
July 13th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Hmmm,..explains why I need glasses!
BTW – Wyatt – hit up my blog when you get a chance -hehehe.
July 13th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Henry Waxman must be really fertile then.
July 13th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
You are a bad, bad, man.
July 13th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
“Jocks only think about sports. Nerds only think about sex.”
– Lewis Skolnick, Revenge of the Nerds
July 13th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
BA – Saw it. Loved it!
Smite – That guy looks like something from The Lord of the Rings.
EL – Yeah, but I’m dead sexy, so it evens out.
Doghouse – It’s funny because it’s true.
July 13th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Henry Waxman looks like Bat Boy from the Weekly World News covers.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I am here to tell you from my experience it is not true.