Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | August 28, 2009
She’s A Paintball Wizard Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, August 31. Good luck!
Photoshop Entries:
Cowboy Blob
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT (I WON here last week!)
Wizbang
Top Ten Entries:
10. “Wakie, wakie, Wyatt! Time to get up for school.” – RT
9. The NVA finally revealed how they managed to storm the US Embassy during the 1986 Tet offensive. – Mdmhvonpa
8. “Wait a minute, who are we shooting at again?” – Jason
7. Charlies angels finally had enough of being told what to do. – Momster
6. “Ok, men. Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their round, sweet, firm, creamy, smooth, taut uhh….eyes.” – JimmyB
5. “Girls Gone Wild: Bosnia-Herzegovina!” – B.C.
4. “OK. Who killed the redheads?” – Maggie Mama
3. Westward Ho’s – Rodney Dill
2. Cowboy Blob’s Photoshop
WINNER! – “And one time, at paintball camp…” – JimmyB
Topics: Caption Contest | 46 Comments »
August 28th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
No we ain’t wearing any stinking burkas
August 28th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
“Wakie, wakie, Wyatt! Time to get up for school.”
August 28th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
[...] Wyatt [...]
August 28th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Mmm damn, they can shoot my gun anytime.
August 28th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
GM’s diversity training had the race thing down, but still needed work on the sexism and firearm angles.
August 28th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
And one time, at paintball camp…
August 28th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would be writing you, but the other day when I went to the police shooting range in Philly…
August 28th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Private England leads her new team of paintball interrogation commandos at Gitmo. “For some reason this really scares the bejezzus out of ole Haji.”, she said.
August 28th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Ron Jeremy’s retirement party got out of hand when people started pulling guns.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Tarantino’s remake of Resovior Dogs, while intriuging, was definitely still lacking.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Stephen J. Cannell’s new series, “The T and A Team” looked promising.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Stephen J. Cannell’s new television series, “The T and A Team” looked promising.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
The NVA finally revealed how they managed to storm the US Embassy during the 1986 Tet offensive.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
jimmyb’s rule of “Ass, grass, or guns – Nobody rides for free” came in to perfect focus as a rare planetary alignment occured.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
As Wyatt looked on, he was unsure if his six-shooter actually had enough ammo in it.
August 28th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
“As Wyatt looked on, he was unsure if his six-shooter actually had enough ammo in it.”
you know how many kids he has, right?
August 28th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Wait a minute, who are we shooting at again?
August 28th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye! Or an implant.
August 28th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
“…you know how many kids he has, right? ”
Not all at once!!
August 28th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I’m going to open a gun shop called “The Thigh’s the Limit”.
August 28th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
There is no question they are using ball ammo.
August 28th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Next, on “Walkers – Split-Tail Rangers”…
August 28th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Too much caffiene is an ugly thing.
August 28th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Now it’ll be ok; I started drinking!!
August 28th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
OK. Who killed the redheads?
August 28th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Giving new meaning to the term “bad girls.”
August 28th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Wyatt’s having wet dreams again about possible prospects for a new partner.
August 28th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
jimmyb has demanded that Wyatt permanently replace the aerial photo above with this caption pic cause they are the “best thing to happen to Philadelphia since soft pretzels met mustard.”
August 28th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Cumming Soon To An Adult Theater Near You:
The Jessie James Gang-Bang Rides Again!
The Good, The Bad & The Blowjob
A Fistful Of Dolls
Charge Of The Roughriders
August 28th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Charlies angels finally had enough of being told what to do.
August 29th, 2009 at 9:28 am
The Magnificent
SevenSixSex.August 29th, 2009 at 10:42 am
“Girls Gone Wild: Bosnia-Herzegovina!”
“Gung Ho’s”
“Hand over all yer sperm and nobody gets hurt! Well, it’ll cost ya’ an extra $50 if ya’ want us to hurt ya’, but ya’ know what we mean!”
August 29th, 2009 at 11:04 am
[...] Wyatt Earp has the Magnificent Six. [...]
August 29th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Go ahead…. Make my day…
August 29th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Westward Ho’s
August 29th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
While Wyatt Earp silently lamented the degradation of the English language, he wasn’t about to correct anyone’s misunderstanding of the term “armed posse”.
August 29th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
CIA director Leon Panetta realized they needed to raise the bar on the English skills portion of the CIA entrance exams when he saw the result of his order for a squad of heavily armed, midget assasains; this was indeed not his requested “band of gun-toting cunning runts”.
August 29th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Good Lord, am I channeling Dr. Phat Tony??!?!?!?
August 29th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Ok, men.
Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their round, sweet, firm, creamy, smooth, taut uhh….eyes.
August 29th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Philly recently announced they’re switching from using a Swat team to a Spank team.
August 29th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
JimmyB – You know you can’t win every position in the Top 10, right?
August 29th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Armed with copious quantities of Viagra, the Band of Bimbeaux brought about the first report of a resurrection in more than 20 centuries when they fired on Ted Kennedy’s casket.
August 30th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
All the girls show up for Colonel Angus
August 31st, 2009 at 7:21 am
“JimmyB – You know you can’t win every position in the Top 10, right?”
Hell, I was just hoping for one last place!
August 31st, 2009 at 7:55 am
{Wyatt, I’m telling you jimmyb wants a permanent webhome for this pic! It really makes his day. Of course, with him visiting your site every ten minutes you visitor numbers will rise.}
September 1st, 2009 at 7:39 am
Thanks Wyatt