Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | November 20, 2009
Paging Lieutenant Dangle Caption Contest
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Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, November 23rd. Good luck!
Original Caption: Terror drill: Members of South Korean military police Special Assault Commando abseil down a building during an anti-terror drill in Goyang, 30km north of Seoul.
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Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
RT
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Top Six Entries:
6. This is not what I meant when I asked the Commissioner to consider our working a “swing shift.” – Uncle Ray
5. Pop quiz: Where will you be when your laxative kicks in? – RT
4. “Fourth floor- electronics, hardware, women’s wear and lingerie.” – Fenway_Nation
3. “Not as easy as it looks in the movies, is it Mr. Cruise?” – Rodney Dill
2. “Damn it, nimrod. Keep making that much noise, she’ll see us and get dressed!” – LJ
WINNER! – In dealing with the North Koreans, Officers Kim and Chee finally reached the end of their rope. – Jon Brooks
Topics: Caption Contest | 25 Comments »
November 20th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
“I believe we are doing something wrong, sir.”
November 20th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
damn it nimrod
keep making that much noise , she’ll see us and get dressed
November 20th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
In dealing with the North Koreans, Officers Kim and Chee
finally reached the end of their rope.
November 20th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
When peeping toms go high tech.
November 20th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Sarge, can I have a do-over? This is the worst wedgie I’ve ever had.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
A clear example of ‘Testicular bungee jumping’ gone wrong.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
“Did you bring the glass cutter?” “No I thought YOU did”…
November 20th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Look ma, no hands.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Fourth floor- electronics, hardware, women’s wear and lingerie.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
But you said to use our heads!
November 20th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
First day of the upcoming blockbuster SPIDERMAN, THE NEXT GENERATION tryouts.
November 20th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
This is not what I meant when I asked the Commissioner to consider our working a “swing shift”.
November 20th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
You missed a spot,right under the rail…… Mr. Chou,gonna be plenty pissed.
November 20th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Realizing the donut shop was closed for the day, Matt and Wyatt decided to try a non-traditional entrance.
Joe
November 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
[...] Wyatt [...]
November 20th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
“This is another fine mess you got us into, Or-rie”
November 20th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Somehow the live action version of “Team America: World Police” didn’t live up to expectations.
November 21st, 2009 at 9:56 am
Korean Ninjas have horrible night vision so they’re forced to skulk around in broad daylight.
November 21st, 2009 at 11:01 am
“They’ll never bust us down to janitors for putting shaving cream in the sarge’s boots!” you said,…NEVER!
November 21st, 2009 at 4:35 pm
The laughs just keep coming on the new Asian movie hit, “Police Academy – Ninjas on Patrol”.
November 22nd, 2009 at 7:29 am
Pop quiz: Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:04 am
“Not as easy as it looks in the movies, is it Mr. Cruise?”
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
The SWAT team’s dynamic entry of the 23rd floor was delayed by the discovery that Jessica Biel’s dressing room was on the 24th.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I thought only rookies had to do window washing detail.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Thanks Wyatt My sense of humor has been on the wane lately and needed a pick me up.
Clutching the Golden Caption Award…
I would like to thank the Caption writers guild, my producers and the many people who have helped along the way. Especially my Mom and Dad..wipes tears away..who taught me to never ever lose my sense of humor. Lastly my Black Lab ‘Pepe’ for that selfless grin every time I tell him a joke, even though the people who had him before were Spanish speaking and I know he doesn’t understand English to well.
Blows kiss to audience and trips down stairs exiting stage left.