Dude, Where’s My Bar?
By Wyatt Earp | December 31, 2009
This handsome devil is Gregory Oras of Florida. He is, in my estimation, the greatest party guy America has ever known. :
OLDSMAR, Fla. — Authorities say a Florida man who called 911 claiming he’d been beaten and shot at was hoping the tale would get him a ride to a bar. Instead, 37-year-old Gregory J. Oras is facing charges of misusing the 911 system and battery of a law enforcement officer.
An arrest report says Oras called 911 three times before his arrest early Tuesday in Oldsmar, northwest of Tampa. He told the dispatcher he had a broken nose and bleeding ears, and claimed people were shooting at him.
Authorities say he was actually looking for a ride to another bar.
Ya know, if you have to dial 911 to get a ride to another bar you probably have a teensy weensy drinking problem. Just sayin’.
Topics: The Job | 10 Comments »
December 31st, 2009 at 10:39 am
Greg is a confidant of Max Baucus. After everyone walked out of the bar, Max wanted him to come down and tell him how the Dems passed the Health care bill. ” “Hell Greg, you don’t have a ride call 911 the Gov’t is paying”
December 31st, 2009 at 10:46 am
I’ll add this clown to the list of guys I don’t want my daughters dating. It’s a long list. And ammo is so expensive these days.
December 31st, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Crusty – I wish that were sarcasm, but with Baucus . . .
John D – But he seems like such a nice, polite Christian boy.
December 31st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Seriously, this guy needs to crawl back under his rock and stay there until Dec.31,2010. Can you say but* ugly??
December 31st, 2009 at 3:03 pm
There is no way this guy is a voter, right?
December 31st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
He looks like Iggy Pop’s brother who resides in a double wide.
December 31st, 2009 at 4:44 pm
MeToo – It’s okay, you can write “butt” here.
Ralph – Oh he is almost surely a Ron Paul fan.
Mrs. Crankipants – Iggy is much more attractive than this toad.
December 31st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
The look on his face looks like he’s saying…”Dude, where’s my brain?”
January 1st, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Did anybody else notice how much this guy’s eyes look like Rasputin’s in the previous post?
January 1st, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Clady – Or, where’s my beer?
Picky – Eerie, isn’t it?