Kill Bill, Volume III
By Wyatt Earp | February 27, 2010
Apparently Billy Dee Williams was right: Colt 45
MEMPHIS, Tenn. – Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child’s school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day.
According to court records, an employee at Riverview Elementary School in Memphis reported a drunk woman armed with a sword was running through the halls of the school and had threatened to cut her.
Acting quickly, the University of California – Berkeley swooped in, bailed out the woman, and offered her tenure as a professor of Urban Studies.
Topics: WTF? | 8 Comments »
February 27th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Sounds like UA Huntsville has it’s replacement for Amy Bishop…..
February 28th, 2010 at 12:18 am
Would you ask Maet or one of the other posting-privilege morons at Ace’s on a current thread to fix my (I assume) inadvertent banning? Thanks.
February 28th, 2010 at 12:29 am
Fenway_Nation – Maybe she can get her office, too?
Andy – Just posted the message on the ONT.
February 28th, 2010 at 10:12 am
If only our politicians would ban swords, this sort of thing wouldn’t happen.
February 28th, 2010 at 11:40 am
Memphis Headline: “Distraught mu….thaaa of the year suing makers of Colt 45. Allen Der….. show… itz to write book”
February 28th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
John D – If you outlaw swords, only outlaws will have swords.
Crusty – Think about the children!
February 28th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
It’s a joy to know that such fine upstanding citizens are only a 2 1/2 hours drive away.
March 1st, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Kate – If you drive by, roll up your windows.