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Saudi Man’s Son Possessed By Genie

By Wyatt Earp | July 23, 2010

Yeah, you read that correctly. A Saudi man chained his son in the basement because he believed the man was possessed by a genie. An evil genie. An evil female genie.

Wow, that’s hot.

A Saudi man has been chained in a basement apartment for more than six years because his father believes he is possessed by an evil female genie.

‘When he has fits he has convulsions and his entire body twists and his eyes become completely white,’ said the father of the 29-year-old man who has been identified only as Turki.

‘Then the voice of a woman can be heard coming from him.’

Yeah, the voice said, “You never take me out anymore!” Heh. An evil genie. Who knew Barbara Eden was so vicious?

Topics: WTF? | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Saudi Man’s Son Possessed By Genie”

  1. proof Says:
    July 23rd, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    chained in a basement apartment for more than six years

    Does this guy have Internet access? ‘Cause he sounds like this guy that shows up at my blog from time to time! Heh.

  2. proof Says:
    July 23rd, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    And Jeanie looks HOT, even if you can’t see her belly button!

  3. Bitter American Says:
    July 23rd, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    ‘When he has fits he has convulsions and his entire body twists and his eyes become completely white,’ said the father of the 29-year-old man who has been identified only as Turki.

    In the West, we call that “epilepsy…”

  4. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    July 23rd, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    The voice is actually Rosie O’Donnell saying “Confess, Bitch Bush and Cheney put your comrades up to 9/11.”

  5. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    July 23rd, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    Also, you forget Jeannie had an Evil Twin sister – The Brunette Jeannie. Could be her.

  6. Crusty Says:
    July 23rd, 2010 at 11:13 pm

    In PA he would be know as a “wild Turki”

  7. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 12:24 am

    Met her in the 70′s when she came to get her stepson out of the Youth Office. She was gorgeous then and she still is.

  8. Fenway_Nation Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 6:23 am

    Chains and a pop-culture reference to a perky, scantily clad and submissive blonde who ended every sentence with ‘Master’……

    And yet…..I’m not feeling it thanks to the word ‘Saudi’ being used in the same sentence.

    Cripes…you’d think an evil genie would look more like Bettie Page.

    Way to disappoint, Saudis….

  9. USAdmiral Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 6:29 am

    It is a depressing story.

    They blame things on women over there like Obama blames the white race over here.

  10. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Jaunty Jumping Jinn Batman!

  11. Robert B. Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 10:53 am

    Touche, USAdmiral.

    Back on Jeannie, I think that Ms Eden was the dreamgirl of every teenager in the sixties. This one included.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    Proof – Yeah, I think he comments over at Ace anytime they bash Obama.

    BA – They’re a tad behind the times. I think they still use leeches.

    Ferrell – He would be much fatter if Rosie was possessing him.

    Crusty – I just knew someone was going there. Bravo!

    LDIV – Yeah, she’ll get the old heart beating again.

    Fenway – I wouldn’t mind being possessed by Bettie.

    USAdmiral – Obama isn’t calling for stonings here yet, though.

    Jon – Exactly.

    Robert B – Agreed. For my generation, Erin Gray fit that bill.

  13. Ingineer66 Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Thanks for the flashback, Wyatt. She was super hot in Buck Rogers. Remember it well.

  14. Robert B. Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Wyatt – Yep. She was a hottie also. And, like Jeannie, available on DVD.

  15. skip Says:
    July 25th, 2010 at 1:49 am

    Messed a lot of laundry up over Ms Eden.