Switzerland Introduces The Slut Hut
By Wyatt Earp | August 31, 2010
Pimpin’ ain’t easy . . . .
Prostitution has become such a problem in Switzerland that Zurich officials have made proposals to add “sex boxes” to the city. The idea itself is adopted from German cities like Essen and Cologne, and will be a way for prostitution to continue on behind closed, uh, doors.
The boxes will serve as quickie drive-throughs, so-to-speak, and will free up city streets from unsightly acts that haunt Zurich residents whose homes overlook the city’s red light district. “They get up to all sorts in broad daylight – and we’re sick to death of looking at it,” one resident told the U.K.’s Metro.
From the looks of things, the boxes are big enough to conceal vehicles while prostitutes and clients handle business, away from the public eye.
Seedy? Yeah, but it’s even more disturbing when the hooker asks if you want fries with that.
Topics: Snarkasm | 17 Comments »
August 31st, 2010 at 1:43 pm
That might give a whole new meaning to the term “Jack in the box.”
August 31st, 2010 at 2:30 pm
And a whole new meaning to “Chic-Fil-A”.
August 31st, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Tom Dart, Cook County Sheriff (Chicago is in Cook County) has another way to deal with prostitution:
http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/metro/tom-dart-prostitution-20100829
August 31st, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Another whole new meaning to the term ‘Box lunch’
August 31st, 2010 at 5:04 pm
John D – Okay, that’s pretty funny.
Robert B. – Mmm . . . chicken!
Ferrell – Put the names and photos of Johns up there, too.
Piper – *shudders*
August 31st, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Do you know if there’s a time limit?
August 31st, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – After five minutes, they say, “Thank you, drive through!”
August 31st, 2010 at 7:52 pm
C’mon Wyatt, It’s Christmas!!
August 31st, 2010 at 9:04 pm
I was looking more for a “Have it your way!”
August 31st, 2010 at 10:50 pm
“Box Lunch” – 2 breasts, 2 thighs, and a roll…..
September 1st, 2010 at 12:17 am
Did somebody order crabs for lunch?
September 1st, 2010 at 12:33 am
The Slut Hut. I guess maybe that would be like Pizza Hut, but fewer toppings. Hey, can I get some extra cheese on that?
“Here’s the pizza. And here’s the pepperoni.” zzzzzzzzzzip
September 1st, 2010 at 2:22 pm
So will 10% of these parking spaces need to be handicap accessible?
September 1st, 2010 at 10:24 pm
Roger – That’s awesome!
Proof – Again and again.
Teresa – Thread winner!
RT – No, but they’ll be arriving, anyway.
Bill H – You don’t want to know where the cheese is coming from.
Ingineer66 – Corky wants to get blowed!
September 1st, 2010 at 11:05 pm
If Mayor Squidward can tax it, it’ll soon be coming to Philadelphia with a special Slut Hut zoning permit (extra $$$ to the lawyers who donate to Mayor Squidward) for areas that are predominantly white and Republican.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:16 am
Jabba the slut Hut?
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Put a bunch of these in the US Senate parking lot.