Nude Housekeeper Arrested For Murder
By Wyatt Earp | January 12, 2011
Um, where the hell did he hide his weapon? Maybe it’s just me, but when I hire my nude housekeepers I always check his references beforehand.
A nude housekeeper is on trial for murdering a Manhattan paralegal who “got too rough” with him during a routine clean-up. Thomas Cordero, 41, of the Bronx is charged with murder for stabbing customer John Conley to death in the aspiring lawyer’s Eastchester apartment, prosecutors said Monday.
Cordero, who advertised on Rentboy.com as a naked housekeeper was hired by Conley to clean his home in the buff on Oct. 6, 2001. The tidying up quickly turned into a steamy tryst.
Rentboy.com, huh? Those bastards refused my application. Twice!
“He wanted to get down to business,” Cordero told police in a taped confession. “He wanted to see my body.” But Conley, 50, “got too rough” in bed and grabbed a knife, Cordero said.
“I wanted to leave but he wouldn’t let me go,” said the nude maid. “I felt threatened, so I grabbed the knife from him and hit him in the back of the head.”
Ready? Here’s the money quote – pun intended:
The nude cleaner blamed his body for sending Conley into a tizzy.
“It’s because I have a nice ass,” that Conley attacked him, he told cops. (H/T – Mrs. Crankipants)
If I had a dollar every time my ass sent a woman into a tizzy, I’d have . . . a dollar.
Topics: Snarkasm, The Job | 18 Comments »
January 12th, 2011 at 7:43 am
Dammit man, stop posting your vacation pictures on here!
January 12th, 2011 at 7:45 am
In the words of Jackie Gleason…. OOOOOfff
January 12th, 2011 at 7:59 am
GroovyVic – You like the bunny ears? I thought they brought out my eyes.
Roger – Freaky, is it not?
January 12th, 2011 at 8:02 am
I have been living a sheltered life… I did even know thrse services were available. Could I order a Christina Hendricks look alike?
January 12th, 2011 at 8:18 am
Oh yes, Wyatt, and I’d like a live fashion show!
January 12th, 2011 at 9:18 am
Is that Party Boy?
January 12th, 2011 at 9:20 am
Robert B. – The line forms here, pal!
GroovyVic – My rates start at $100/hour.
Randal – It is indeed!
January 12th, 2011 at 9:29 am
You know, I figured it was a guy when I saw your title, Wyatt! The thought it might have been a nude female housekeeper was just too good to be true!
January 12th, 2011 at 9:52 am
Cash or check, big boy?
January 12th, 2011 at 10:07 am
People are being attacked for having a nice ass? Suddenly, I’m not feeling so safe.
January 12th, 2011 at 10:33 am
They didn’t take your application seriously?
They must have heard about your “Short Cummings”!
Ta da boom!!
January 12th, 2011 at 10:39 am
Heh- Doesn’t the title kinda say it all? Rentaboy??? I mean WTFO? Can they be any more blatant???
January 12th, 2011 at 11:23 am
Morgan – I know. That would be a bonanza.
GroovyVic – Pay me in beer, please.
Mrs. Crankipants – My suggestion: wear baggy clothes outside.
Danny – Hey, it’s not my fault. I’m Irish!
Old NFO – It is pretty obvious, even for New York.
January 12th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Eww but rofl @ the bunny ears.
January 12th, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Hey Wyatt isn’t that the PPD’s new uniform for desk Sargent ……
January 12th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
Heh. But in all seriousness, that’s Wyatt at work for the Police. He works plains clothes now, and he took the casual Friday thing just a little too far.
January 12th, 2011 at 9:57 pm
DL474 – I’m dressing the same way next time I’m in Alabama.
ThomasF – If so, there’s no way I’m ever taking that promotional test!
Ed – I was trying to draw out some thing bandits! Sheesh!
January 12th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Well, at least it will be easy to spot you in a crowd. lol
Also, you might want to wear some sunblock, I imagine a sun burn in some of those places showing would be brutal. heh