Chubby Minnesota Woman Arrested
By Wyatt Earp | June 22, 2011
The charge? Hiding a stolen mink in her underwear.
Stephanie Moreland was arrested New Year’s Eve by Bloomington Police after the Alaskan Fur Company reported a short mink coat was stolen by a woman who had been in the store and acting suspiciously.
They searched Moreland for weapons and booked her into jail for the weekend on possible theft charges. Three days later, a detective interviewed Moreland who admitted she stole the coat but claimed she had already sold it.
When the investigator informed Moreland he would be sending her to the Hennepin County Jail downtown, he was shocked when she lifted up her dress and pulled out the mink coat from her underwear.
There’s a crack about fur in this woman’s underwear, but I’m not touching it.
Topics: The Job | 20 Comments »
June 22nd, 2011 at 7:49 am
World’s most expensive merkin.
June 22nd, 2011 at 7:58 am
Mrs. Crankipants – Fur is murder, and touching this woman’s fur is suicide.
June 22nd, 2011 at 8:09 am
On a positive note, the coat has been marked way down!
June 22nd, 2011 at 8:28 am
Hahahahahaha! Mrs. C already made the merkin joke! Awesome…
June 22nd, 2011 at 8:46 am
The fur, or the animal?
June 22nd, 2011 at 9:31 am
Mrs. Crankipants – It’ll be on eBay any minute now.
Sally Anne – You have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat her to the punch.
Rodney – God, I hope it’s not both!
June 22nd, 2011 at 9:32 am
On a positive note, the coat has been marked way down!
Screw that, it ought to be burned. And the ashes shot into deep space.
June 22nd, 2011 at 10:45 am
“Chubby” Woman? Really, Wyatt, sometimes you just hold back so much, just to be polite.
But ye Gods, they searched her for weapons and put her in jail FOR THREE DAYS and only then did they discover it in her underwear?!?
I, uh, better not say anymore!
June 22nd, 2011 at 10:46 am
Wyatt:
All kidding aside, I worked with STS for the late Circuit City, and we were up to our elbows in security gear and surveillance.
You would not BELIEVE the stunts some mooks pull when attempting to shoplift.
And we did a good job of busting the perps.
(even the “inside” ones…and we had them, too)
Gotta love that.
Roll safe.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:02 am
Holy shit — that fur must stink worse than a dead moonbat!
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:21 am
Wyatt are you following the ramifications of obambi’s and holder’s attempt to end run the 2nd amendment via Operation Fast and Furious? Turns out it may not have totally been just to track cartel arms afterall but to raise a false flag operation to justify an AWB, and to pin on the gun owners of America the cause of the mexican violence.
With the ATF giving cartels ..ahem…THOUSANDS of assult rifles and then obambi and hillary as in speeches just a few short weeks ago blaming gun store owners and gun owning americans. Slick huh!?
Sorry I commented on this here but my dander is UP!
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:31 am
John D. – Or at least stuffed some place where no one will find it . . . like in Lindsay Lohan’s career.
Real – By then I’m sure it stank!
Bob G. – We get retail thefts all the time here. I know the stories.
Watuschski – I’m sure she has an enchanting musk.
Jon – I’m covering at First In and posted about the scandal there.
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Wyatt, thanks you were already on it:) LOL Again I’m a day late and a dollar short.
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:35 pm
realwest: You were expecting maybe a bikini wax??
June 22nd, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Proof – It would look like she stole a stuffed roast beef sandwich.
June 22nd, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Crack about fur in her underwear, or fur in her crack? And to think a poor critter died for that coat.. what a waste..
June 22nd, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Ummmmm……if I were to admit that I didn’t know what a merkin is, I wouldn’t get kicked off the internet or anything, would I ?
June 22nd, 2011 at 2:47 pm
I googled it and realized there’s a market for squirrel pelts after all.
June 23rd, 2011 at 1:37 pm
“There’s a crack about fur in this woman’s underwear, but I’m not touching it.”
Nah, just three times.
June 23rd, 2011 at 11:12 pm
Afet two days curing in that bush, the pelt was good for one thing…… BIG FOOT BAIT