Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | July 29, 2011
Secretary Of Weight Caption Contest
(Source: Daylife)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 1st. Good luck!
Original Caption: U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton walks from her airplane upon arrival at Ngurah Rai International Airport in Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia, Thursday, July 21, 2011.
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Topics: Caption Contest | 42 Comments »
July 29th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
“Guess I picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines.”
July 29th, 2011 at 12:22 pm
“All hail the Looney Tune!!”
July 29th, 2011 at 12:24 pm
♬
Send in The Clowns
♬
July 29th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
July 29th, 2011 at 12:32 pm
Bags fly free
July 29th, 2011 at 12:34 pm
David Crosby shaved his trademark mustache?
July 29th, 2011 at 12:47 pm
With the departure of Helen Thomas, Hillary began her transformation into the resident White House Skesis.
July 29th, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Wow! That inflight movie”Cheech and Chong 3D” was so realistic
July 29th, 2011 at 12:52 pm
A scene from George Romero’s latest horror classic, DIPLOMACY OF THE LIVING DEAD.
July 29th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
New Stewardess uniform for KandinskyAir
July 29th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Why so serious Batman?
July 29th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Not a caption, but she looks like my grandma in about 1990. I’m officially freaked out.
July 29th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Hill felt fine after the lobotomy.
July 29th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Hillary Clinton. Secretary of State returned from her trip today from the land of Unicorns, Rainbows and Purple Flowers today dressed in their native wear.
July 29th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Sir Edmund Hillary was heard to say “Is Rosie O’Donnell still behind me after singing the National Anthem?”
July 29th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Secret Service Agent – “I am going kick the guy’s ass that made me up to look like Mrs. Doubtfire instead of Hillary’s security double.”
July 29th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
PS, Sally Anne that was my thought too. When did she turn into Grandma Clinton?
July 29th, 2011 at 4:11 pm
It kinda looks like Lady GaGa threw up on her.
July 29th, 2011 at 5:36 pm
I would not do that on a train.
I would not do that on a plane.
I would not do that in a bed.
(The secret thoughts inside Billy’s head)
July 29th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Holy cow! I mean wholly cow!
July 29th, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Did you hear about Kentucky Fried Chicken’s new Hillary Meal? Two small breasts and two large thighs! Hee Hee! Last joke Mrs Doubtfire made before being fired from Her Majesty’s staff.
July 29th, 2011 at 8:39 pm
In Bali, it is customary to greet and beat important guests with the OOOgli Stick.
July 29th, 2011 at 8:48 pm
Finally a member of the Mile High Club! Wonder if anyone will notice I’m wearing Bill’s shirt?
July 29th, 2011 at 9:01 pm
Somebody got whupped with an ugly stick.
July 29th, 2011 at 10:02 pm
I thought Eleanor was a mess…but Hillary is #2.
Doesn’t she look like Number Two?
July 29th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
This isn’t an entry in the contest…
Holy sh*t. That’s Hillary?
July 30th, 2011 at 5:07 am
“Klaatu baracuda nikotine”
“Klapp baraks nikkkito”
“Klaatu… verata… n… Necktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle.
Does anyone remember the phrase to turn off Hillary-GORT!!!!!!
July 30th, 2011 at 5:13 am
Secretary of State Takes Casual Friday To New Low!
July 30th, 2011 at 5:34 am
“Please keep me from falling down a well. You’d be pumpimg ugly for weeks.”
July 30th, 2011 at 8:18 am
Drew Carey sent Mimi on vacation this year.
July 30th, 2011 at 11:19 am
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
July 30th, 2011 at 11:36 am
Wisconsin Dairyland Air line announces new spokesperson, Hillary Clinton. –
Come Fly Our DairyAir
July 30th, 2011 at 11:37 am
“Didya get a free bowl of soup with that top?”
July 30th, 2011 at 2:24 pm
I got nothing, except a second favorite pic of Hillary.
Trailer park grandma will never be POTUS.
So at least we have that going for us.
July 30th, 2011 at 4:26 pm
Michelle gives Hillary fashion advise.
July 30th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
How to keep your man off of you.
July 30th, 2011 at 8:36 pm
She goin to Walmart?
July 30th, 2011 at 9:27 pm
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton walks from her airplane upon arrival at Ngurah Rai International Airport in Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia, Thursday, July 21, 2011. Her luggage and makeup arrived July 22, 2011.
July 30th, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Hillary changes her wardrobe to complete her bid to be the next Helen Thomas.
July 31st, 2011 at 8:59 am
Cover of the People Of Walmart 2012 Calendar
(though Sully thought of the Walmart angle first)
July 31st, 2011 at 2:43 pm
FORTY comments ?
I betcha Bill slipped one in.
July 31st, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Hillary Clinton, modeling the new women’s clothing line by Stevie Wonder.