Not-So-Amazing Grace
By Wyatt Earp | September 27, 2011
A new season of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars has busted onto the scene, and people are already heading for the hills.
It’s bad enough that host Tom Bergeron is a complete boob, but the other so-called stars are hardly titillating. I mean “Chaz” Bono? Please.
I don’t watch the program, and truth be told, this is the reason why.
It all looked to be going so well for Nancy Grace on Dancing With The Stars last night, with her quickstep getting a good review from head judge Len Goodman. But the legal broadcaster suffered an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction when her dress slipped down mid way through the energetic dance revealing a little too much of her chest area.
The star was being dipped by partner Tristan MacManus, when the first mishap occurred, leading to ABC to cut away to an audience shot. Unfortunately, her clingy brown dress then slipped down again, as she and Tristan waited for the judges verdict.
You know, the reason why Seinfeld resonated with so many different kinds of people is because of its weekly truisms. In this case, I would point out that, “There’s good naked . . . and bad naked.”
Topics: Snarkasm | 13 Comments »
September 27th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
They have tape for these things. Why not pay for it and save significantly more than the fight with FCC will cost you even in staff time (assuming the complaints are thrown out, which would be likely)?
Hot or not, you’d think that with their costumes, ABC would have invested heavily in that tape.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Journalists shouldn’t be celebrities.
Too bad all we have are “journalists” these days.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:15 pm
And the bad naked gets out way too often.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:34 pm
ew ew ew ew ew ew
September 27th, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Are you sure that’s Nancy Grace? She kind of looks like Betty White.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
I don’t see it.
If I want to see a nipple slip, then I want to see a REALLY BIG nipple slip.
This is clearly a “poseur” nipple slip.
Ho-hum.
BZ
September 27th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Nancy Grace = No Wood
And all the Viagara in the World wouldn’t help.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Bitter – If you can’t fix it, duct it.
Veeshir – Paging Mr. Olbermann . . .
USAdmiral – No doubt about it.
Orchid – Not enough eye bleach in the world.
Ferrell – In fairness, she was blasted in the face with a makeup shotgun.
BZ – They pixelated it if you click the pic, but yeah, agreed.
Ferrell – You guys know I’m a breast man, but even those puppies don’t interest me.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Yeah, she’s not “Elaine Benes” naked.
She’s “George Costanza” naked.
September 27th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Very OT, but….
http://projects.newsobserver.com/under_the_dome/perdue_suggests_suspending_congressional_elections_for_two_years_was_she_serious
September 27th, 2011 at 8:48 pm
“If you can’t fix it, duct it.”
You don’t know how many women take this literally. An older sister of a high school friend didn’t just want her dress to stay in place using regular cloth-skin tape, she wanted to use duct tape to give herself some extra cleavage.
But, the best part was her groom’s response when she got to the end of the aisle. “Nice cleavage. Where did you get it?”
September 27th, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Ed – She is, indeed.
Ranba – Saw that on Twitter. People are saying he’s joking, but I wonder.
Bitter – Oh, that’s a fantastic line.
September 27th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
It’s late, I’ve had a few drinks…ya, I’d hit that.
It’s not like it’d be on youtube in the morning.