Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | September 30, 2011
Droning On And On Caption Contest
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Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, October 3rd. Good luck!
Original Caption: Anwar al-Awlaki speaks in a video message posted on radical websites. Yemen’s Defense Ministry said in a statement Friday Sept. 30, 2011 the U.S.-born al-Qaida cleric Anwar al-Awlaki has been killed. The ministry provided no details in the statement Friday on one of its websites.
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Topics: Caption Contest | 51 Comments »
September 30th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
The infidels will never be able to find me!
September 30th, 2011 at 5:26 pm
Ohhhhhhh…..they got me………..
September 30th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
“Wait a second my loyal followers”, he pauses to listen. “Never mind I thought I heard a droning sound.”
September 30th, 2011 at 5:31 pm
“They can never stop me for my penis is this long!!”
September 30th, 2011 at 5:33 pm
“Excuse me, is there a Dr. in the house I just stabbed my cajones!”
September 30th, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Does this hat make me look dead?
September 30th, 2011 at 5:37 pm
“Hey!”. “No cell phones!” Ring ring…oppps!!
September 30th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Gimme one for Biggie!
September 30th, 2011 at 7:08 pm
This is what the hookey pookey is all about…
September 30th, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Awlaki retained some American traits.
In this photo, he is shown double -daring the American military to catch him if they can.
September 30th, 2011 at 7:13 pm
When you have 2 wives… you need 2 hands for foreplay. Not that they need foreplay.
September 30th, 2011 at 7:59 pm
Betcha you can’t chuck that thing between the goalposts.
September 30th, 2011 at 8:30 pm
♬
Cause you had a bad day
You’re taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don’t know
You tell me don’t lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
♬
September 30th, 2011 at 8:31 pm
♬
Cause you had a bad day
You’re taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don’t know
You tell me don’t lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
♬
September 30th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
“Allahu AFLAAC“
September 30th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
“SERENITY NOW!!!”
September 30th, 2011 at 8:33 pm
“No soup for you.”
September 30th, 2011 at 9:12 pm
This is how wide my sphincter will be
When my virgin camels get me.
September 30th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
I didn’t realize Woody Allen was making movies again
September 30th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Hello… my name is Peggy
September 30th, 2011 at 9:24 pm
America is Satan. And if I’m wrong, may a bomb fall on my head.
September 30th, 2011 at 10:02 pm
42 virgins with auto-restoring maidenheads. Would you believe it?
No, eh?
How about one male goat and a loofah??
September 30th, 2011 at 10:26 pm
My 72 male virgins have to be this big…
September 30th, 2011 at 10:58 pm
LOL, Rodney wins with number 20. LMAO
October 1st, 2011 at 12:39 am
Ever since Cheech played that cop on TV, Tommy Chong has had to take pretty much whatever role he could get to pay the bills.
October 1st, 2011 at 2:15 am
Praise be to Allah,
Beware the Jew-Infidel and do not fall into his hands, for his shvantz is “this long”.
October 1st, 2011 at 3:07 am
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin’ Alive….Ooops!
October 1st, 2011 at 8:46 am
Under the caliphate we will bring back disco!!!
October 1st, 2011 at 8:47 am
I once took one THIS BIG up the a$$!!!
October 1st, 2011 at 9:45 am
“Silence Infidel!… I keel you.“
October 1st, 2011 at 10:16 am
No one expects the Islamic Jihad…. Our chief weapon is fear… and surprise… Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise… and an almost fanatical devotion to Muhammad… Our three chief weapons are…
October 1st, 2011 at 10:28 am
“Remember if I am killed the ACLU will carry the fight!!”
October 1st, 2011 at 10:34 am
“I don’t have proof yet, but I think that pig Zawahiri has been talking to the Americans about me!!”
October 1st, 2011 at 10:38 am
Tatonka!
October 1st, 2011 at 10:39 am
“You’re from DRONE insurance you say?”
October 1st, 2011 at 10:40 am
LOLOL Kaveman
October 1st, 2011 at 10:44 am
Solo: “Whats the matter Obi Wan?”
Obi Wan: “I just felt an intense flushing of the force!”
October 1st, 2011 at 10:59 am
“Hey Samir? Why you looking up?”
October 1st, 2011 at 11:01 am
Knock knock. “Droneshark!”
October 1st, 2011 at 11:19 am
Hellfire…..Snap….Spot…..Kick….It’s Goooood
October 1st, 2011 at 2:20 pm
“I swear I never had sex with any woman”
October 1st, 2011 at 2:32 pm
…..and may Allah strike me down in this spot if I’m lying!!
October 1st, 2011 at 3:01 pm
“Candygram for Mongo.”
October 1st, 2011 at 3:04 pm
♫
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life,
End over end, neither left nor right
Straight through the heart of them, righteous up rights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life.
♫
October 1st, 2011 at 5:05 pm
I was number two in the Peter Yarrow lookalike contest!
October 1st, 2011 at 5:47 pm
4 / 5
March 23, 2011
Almost large enough
Ardbeg
Location:Rimouski, Québec
Age:25–34
Gender:Male
Shops at L.L.Bean? Frequently
When did you purchase this item? Within 6 Months
Hard to find an hat that would fit my head. This one is almost big enough. Tight at first, but it gets better. Had to unroll the edge a little bit to cover my ears.
Hot enough for cold days ( < -20C )
October 1st, 2011 at 7:04 pm
And the armor on my personal car is THIS THICK… it’s enough!
October 1st, 2011 at 8:30 pm
And the winner of the September 30 Hellfire superball jackpot is….
October 2nd, 2011 at 4:02 pm
five…. five dollar…. five dollar footlong
October 2nd, 2011 at 7:24 pm
And for next role, I’ll be playing the lead in “The Man Without A Country.”
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:16 am
I have a headache THIS big, and there’s this buzzing sound that I keep mistaking for a Predator drone, but when I check, nothing- *KA-BOOM!*