Let Them Eat Tastykake
By Wyatt Earp | October 30, 2011
You’re never really a man until you make your own guillotine.
A man who entered a Bellingham medical office with a severed limb later told medics he cut his own arm off with a self-made device. Police said the man walked into a urology office in the Birchwood neighborhood at 11 a.m. Thursday. His right arm had been severed below the shoulder.
Investigating officers searched a nearby homeless camp where the man was believed to live and found the severed arm and a self-made guillotine. The arm was transported to the hospital in the hopes it could be reattached.
No reason to be afraid of this guy; he’s armless.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 15 Comments »
October 30th, 2011 at 9:03 pm
*rimshot*
October 30th, 2011 at 9:05 pm
…and I so want one of those. Christmas is coming folks, just sayin’.
October 30th, 2011 at 9:25 pm
Ouch… That’s definitely left a mark!!!
October 30th, 2011 at 10:01 pm
Well he may have been dangerous, but now he’s unarmed.
October 30th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Obviously he failed to use it properly.
October 30th, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Guillotine? Pishaw. I’m building a trebuchet.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:36 am
“You’re never really a man until you make your own guillotine.”
Little known fact: the original Dr. Guillotine was known as “Stubby” to his friends.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:58 am
That’s punny.
October 31st, 2011 at 4:30 am
He always wanted to be called “Lefty”.
October 31st, 2011 at 6:14 am
…but what a cigar cutter
October 31st, 2011 at 7:09 am
I heard it was a necklace for his wife?
October 31st, 2011 at 8:25 am
Whats even more bizarre is that they have a name for it, Body Integrity Identity Disorder, where people feel that they should be without limbs. I’m just glad they don’t feel like WE should be without limbs.
October 31st, 2011 at 9:02 am
I’m presuming he was testing the device on his arm to be sure it worked properly before sticking his head into the little window.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Smite – A pretty cool gift unwrapper.
Old NFO – Or a stump.
Rodney – Ba-dump-bump!
Mike47 – Yeah, he still has his head.
Tyler – WANT! It’ll take care of those pesky neighbors.
Proof – And to his wife. Ba-zing!
Bob – I’ll be here all week!
JT – Wish. Granted!
Rodney – Someone get one for Monica Lewinsky!
Danny – It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Jon – Yeah, I like mine. A lot.
L Frame – How’d that work out for him?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:13 am
Wyatt:
Not even going to try and add to these great comments…!
Well done, folks!
Stay safe.